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Sep 23, 2014 / 621,022 notes

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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king-emare:

Woman who spent $20,000 to get a third boob
Sep 23, 2014 / 2,255 notes

king-emare:

Woman who spent $20,000 to get a third boob

shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen




y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a


tengo una mente muy enferma 


Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP
Sep 23, 2014 / 120,415 notes

shisnojon:

studddmufffin:

jetskelter:

whitefurcia:

vejiga:

Dale a Internet una Imagen

y ellos harán lo peor….

Veo y subo a

tengo una mente muy enferma 

Hahahah wtf

yooooo spanish tumblr turns the fuck UP

(via ruinedchildhood)

Sep 22, 2014 / 114,355 notes

thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

(via ruinedchildhood)

Sep 22, 2014 / 426 notes

hesmyf0rever:

He isn’t just my boyfriend, he’s my best friend, my better half, my soul mate, my everything. That will never change.

(via in-toxicatd)

Sep 22, 2014 / 179,966 notes

in-toxicatd:

I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

amazingbirthphotos:

<3
 Aspin Photography
Sep 22, 2014 / 415 notes
Sep 20, 2014 / 582,014 notes

moxiearien:

cresentmoon2000:

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

(via sluttygrandma)

sluttylittlepill:

LITERAL QUEEN
Sep 20, 2014 / 49,314 notes

sluttylittlepill:

LITERAL QUEEN

(via fuckedup-frenchfry)

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   
Sep 20, 2014 / 121,057 notes

haus-of-ill-repute:

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

(via benedickcumberballs)

Sep 20, 2014 / 97,118 notes

shouldnt:

even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian

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Sep 20, 2014 / 115,894 notes

expired-in-1989:

jennlferlawrence:

steviepsyclone:

NO

I LOST IT I COMPLETELY LOST IT

THAT WAS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING OMYGOD

(via benedickcumberballs)

Sep 20, 2014 / 101,986 notes
  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
Sep 20, 2014 / 110,928 notes

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

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Sep 19, 2014 / 134,830 notes

cannedviennasausage:

monobeartheater:

literally what the f is the lego movie ive only seen gifs and they all make it look like completely seperate things they cant possibly be one plot

It’s like toy story on cocaine and it is great

(via burst-of-giggles)